Introduction
Hi, and welcome to my personal web page, the source for all your Rob(TM) needs. As you ponder the vast breadth of my talents and abilities, there is no better place to start than where you are, especially if you were thinking of asking my ex-girlfriend. Few mysteries run so deep, for instance, as Why Does Rob Bother Memorizing Digits of Pi, or Where Do I Get a T-Shirt With One of Those Cool Designs On It? The answer to the latter is The Black Hole of Calcutta, because it's fun to say (some might prefer to e-mail me). As for the former, mankind may never know, because I'll bore them to death with practice recitations until they rot. All in unison: 3.1415926535897932384....
Personal Info
So what, yea verily what, does Rob Do With His Time? Damn good Q, bro. I am currently engaged in the following pursuits:
- I work as a telephone tech support guy for an ISP... if your Grandma can't connect, she's probably spoken with me. Click here for my r�sum�.
- I have a radio show featuring the best in Funk, R&B, soul, and the like; it's called "The Skanky Ho Show"; by all means, if you have some good funk on hand, turn me on to it.
- I have a snoogy bunkins named Andrea whom I met on AOL, true all true.
- I play percussion, usually congas these days (not in a band).
- I play pool, see below for tips on technique.
- I read like a mofo: Harper's, New Republic, local rags, litrachoor.
- I've been known to sob and vomit uncontrollably.
- I masturbate constantly.
Mired in the Internet of the Mind
And what questions Rack My Brain, as I wander, alone, desolate, through the Rainy Nights of My Soul? Nothing less than concerns for you, Bub, expressed in ways that include...
- How many digits of pi can you memorize?
- Are your pocket billiard skills in order?
- Who wansta buy these mandala t-shirt designs I've gone and drawn?
- Would people think these random links are cool? Allah willing, Porkchop! Checkitout.