Links You Need to Know, Baby!

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Where can one hear rare and deep grooves of funk & acid-jazz before one buys?  
Ubiquity Records, Mother of Luv & Haight 
Where can one access a hyperlinked dictionary of computer terms? The "What is...?" technical dictionary , OR Webopedia
Where can one read a very funny on-line newspaper? The Onion
Where can one get an eye-poppin' 20 freakin' megabytes of free web space PLUS free e-mail?! Freakout at Fortune City!
Where can one go for starting-up-a-small-bidness info pack? The Small Business Association webfest
How does one dig deep for the good stuff? Le pile de la Hundt
Who will address one's burning BIOS quandries? BIOS fun for the whole fam